Yeah, it´s me: xXbluewonderXx and I hope we´ll have fun together ;)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via my-anime-gaydar)

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hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

sarabeth72:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

wibbly-wobbly-midgardian-shit:

This makes me so sad

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is the Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."

Sure, I didn’t need those feels

*sobs*

*ugly sobbing with snot and fucking drool and everything*

(via purple-dinosawr95)

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histrashcanexistence:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

i’m so in love

(via my-anime-gaydar)

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moosezekiel:

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

5x02 → 8x02

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ok but how does dean not realize that cas is in love with him i mean really

(Source: darrencriss2, via shiraholic)

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bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

(via shiraholic)

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bakrua:

ta-ja-dor:

please-please-dont-leave-me:

noquitter:

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

signal boost this shit

reblogging because I cannot stand when people act like women are the only things in the world

how about you stop using tragic stories of men who were raped just to get a dig in at women? you shouldn’t be reblogging this because ‘people act like women are the only things in the world’ you should be reblogging it because these men deserve to have their stories told and we need more awareness for male rape.

stop using the horrible, violently wrong and tragic things that happened to these man to turn this into a sly dig at women.

(Source: liquidmeth, via michaelisqueen)

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thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

(Source: 420bruh, via michaelisqueen)

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2 days ago

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

(Source: lolgifs.net, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

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sn0w72897:

calamity-cain:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

(Source: mishasteaparty, via google--chrome)

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via sarcastic-snowflake)

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Truthfully….

alekcin:

on tumblr I’m like

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in real life around my friends im like

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around classmates that i’m not exactly friends with

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with my family (meaning i’m weird)

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 and with total strangers…..

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(via my-anime-gaydar)

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vinegod:

When you really want to tell someone something… & then you forget what it was by BarkleyThePom

(via askgeorgebush)

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